Problems of teenagers.

  • most teenagers: omg my parents caught me smoking yesterday
  • me: why can't I untangle these earphones
  • A fact to make you feel old: Monsters Inc. was released 11 years ago.
captainoinkers: me to my parents

captainoinkers:

me to my parents

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

suzetteisblue: jongup-unf: boh0ra: venom-valentino: onceuponagalaxy: themusicalblankets: vulcan-logic: knightlife: albuspercivalwulfric: I mean really nobody has money that is prettier than australian money Rainbow money how do americans cope with just green money? and just paper too, not plastic and waterproof like ours. weird. i know right their money can just get ripped and soggy how dumb is that you can scrunch ours up in a ball then roll it out and it’s still fine. Maybe so, but it’s literally impossible to copy. -.- in Australia our money resembles Skittles.  fold our $5 note the right way and you get a whale giving a blowjob. My fave is the $10 purely because it has “The Man From Snowy River” printed on it in mini-micro-print and I’m a nerd like that

suzetteisblue:

jongup-unf:

boh0ra:

venom-valentino:

onceuponagalaxy:

themusicalblankets:

vulcan-logic:

knightlife:

albuspercivalwulfric:

I mean really

nobody has money that is prettier than australian money

Rainbow money

how do americans cope with just green money? and just paper too, not plastic and waterproof like ours. weird.

i know right their money can just get ripped and soggy how dumb is that

you can scrunch ours up in a ball then roll it out and it’s still fine.

Maybe so, but it’s literally impossible to copy. -.-

in Australia our money resembles Skittles. 

fold our $5 note the right way and you get a whale giving a blowjob.

My fave is the $10 purely because it has “The Man From Snowy River” printed on it in mini-micro-print and I’m a nerd like that

(Source: scooby-gang)

#WHY DID THEY CUT THIS #WHY DID THEY CUT ANYTHING

(Source: dryvodkamartini)

piteux: Oh fuck, that just made me so sad 

piteux:

Oh fuck, that just made me so sad